It’s almost summer, why not just start it off right by going micro?

Posted by Michael on 6/3/2018 to News

It’s almost summer, why not just start it off right by going micro?

There is something to be said about just jumping right in, going full throttle and making a great big splash. If you are going to go small you might as well just shave off all the pubic hair and go ultra micro. It is always a head turner but make sure to get a little sun in the yard or at a tanning salon before you hit the public spaces in your micro swimsuit. The thrill of being virtually nude is so ridiculously awesome. Sure it might be a little overwhelming at first and you might be extremely aroused. No problem just make sure to order one of our Tango cum dams to keep everything nice and dry when the excitement gets too hot, and it will get hot!