No Male Land NML8922 $36.00
We are always striving for swimsuits that are shocking, extreme, unusual, unique, and comfortable all in one package. We have always been Trail Blazers when it comes to creating swimwear designs that have never been seen before. The root cause of this is simple, we love spandex, we love wearing spandex, we dream of spandex while we sleep and when we are awake. Spandex is a lifestyle for us. That brings us to the unique and extremely micro new thong design. The No Male Land is derived from the ultra-micro, Air Male Thong, one of the smallest bulge style swimsuits on the planet. While I was wearing an Air Male Thong at the beach I wondered if there was a way to make it even smaller. Keep in mind that as it is, it is shockingly small just barely covering the penis and letting me get a suntan on skin that has always been covered except for the times I make it to a nude beach. Thinking about it I realized the bulge could be even smaller while still being a bulge style suit if we could somehow get rid of the penis shaft. The idea intrigued me, we went to work on prototypes that could erase the penis shaft and show off only the balls in a micro-pouch style design. The thought is that anyone seeing you wearing this design would assume you had the smallest penis in the world, they would not know it is so small because the shaft has been pushed inside of you and held firmly in place, in fact no one would no that but you!