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Understanding Rosebud in Sex and Rosebud Pumping What is a Rosebud in Sexual Context? In a sexual context, the term "rosebud" refers to a condition where the rectal or anal mucosa is prolapsed or turned inside out, resembling the shape of a

New favorite bikini, the smallest full bulge men’s bikini ever. We just introduced a micro bikini design called the Secret Service Bikini is my new favorite beach bikini that features a full bulge. A full bulge means that the pouch holds the

Speedo Swimwear, Bikini Swimwear and Beyond Lots of guys myself included fell in love with spandex swimwear the first time we tried on a Speedo swimsuit. I grew up in Los Angeles where board short and surf style trunks ruled the waves and many

Last Saturday on a busy beach day here in Los Angeles, Memorial Day Weekend found me on the beach in the early afternoon without my go to beach thong the ultra-micro, Secret Service thong. Among all the guys wearing Speedos and Surf shorts there

So, manty different ways people identify these days seems to fit perfectly into our gender unique swimwear styles. We have been offering MTF style suits far longer than the topic of transitioning as been a popular trending topic. We have several

Crossdressing in public Crossdressing in public is a huge step for many men but we have come up with an easy way to kill two birds with one stone. Many crossdressers are nervous to leave the home dressed as a female and on the other side of the

All about men’s enhancing swimwear When discussing men’s enhancing swimwear we might as well start at the beginning. The basic idea about the types of styles and what those styles were supposed to accomplish when it comes to men’s enhancing

Why call it gay men’s swimwear? I have wonder for years why anyone would refer to a particular men’s swimwear style or a class of swimsuits as gay men’s swimwear. I personally have been wearing bikinis, thongs and G-strings for many years as do

Sissy Training What is a complete approach to sissy training? There are many different trails that you can follow that will lead you to complete sissy training perfection. Many people will tell you there is only one way and that is the way and the program they happen to be selling, nothing could be further from the truth. I am sure there are many sissy training programs that are quality products but the fact is it all has to start with you.

Chastity Cages This post will feature information about chastity cages including types of cages and cage categories that I believe will help you make informed choices for you cock cage purchases including building a quality collection of chastity cages. Chastity cages are divided by sizes: there are micro cock cages, mini cock cages, standard cock cages, large cock cages and transformation style chastity cages. Before we get into the different designs and where those designs fit in the cock cages hierarchy let us talk about how these cages are used and for who they are used for. The largest selection of Chastity cages would be the micro male chastity devices and because they are so small most folks would think they are strictly for men with small penises which is not the case. 

Micro Penis Proud Many men are worried about having a micro penis and many even go as far as trying all these different pills to see if they can get the penis to grow. As far as swimwear that makes you look larger, we have those designs along with different tools for stretching a micro penis, that said this blog post is about men that are both proud and excited about having a micro penis and for those men that want to train their penises to be micro. Though you may think this is an unusual thing to do there is no need to be concerned. There are more men and women who are into having and seeing a micro penis than you would ever guess and there are many swimwear designs created to help you with that look. In this post we will go into detail about micro penis style swimsuits, how they work, how they feel and how you wear them. We will also touch upon the reasons why so many men are becoming micro penis proud and are actually striving to train their penis to look micro all the time. There is so much to talk about it considering it is such a small thing, pun intended. First let’s talk about what is considered a micro penis. There is a consensus that a micro penis is a flaccid penis stretched to 3.67”, so we will go with any penis 3.67 or smaller. That actually seems like a normal sized penis to me considering that we have penis training sleeves that get the wearer down to a little over ½” in length! The Micro Penis Maker sleeve is the place to start if you want to have an extremely small penis one that you will be excited to show off after all guys with huge cocks, love showing them off and there are some many more large and huge penises than there are micro penises. I say if you got it show it. Most men are not sure where to start in their journey to have a micro penis, the best place is to start by training your penis to be small, at the end of this article we will show you an actual adult male model wearing one of these sleeves with a penis well under 1” long, I’m pretty sure it will be the smallest penis you

This is a continuation post from the previous post of men’s sext swimsuits.

In the last post we went over in detail information about what suits are actually men’s sexy swimsuits and we started with the classic men’s bikini swimsuit styles. Just a quick refresher we talked about pouch cuts, pouch sizes and pouch options and that same information applies to men’s thong swimsuits. When we talk about the cut of men’s thong swimsuits and the way they are in the rear there are just a few different takes on that. You have the standard thong rear which features a T-back which can vary in size from just a slight t all the way to what would look like a bikini rear but with no cheek coverage everything after the fabric along the back area takes place between the cheeks. While we are talking about between the cheeks let’s dive into the size of the fabric panel between the T back and the front pouch. That panel can actually be a spandex strap that is as small as ¼”in width, any smaller than that 

  It is almost summer and summer is the time when young and older men alike start dreaming about sexy men’s swimsuits and I know I am definitely one of those dreamers. The idea of slipping on as tiny little suit and being on a beautiful beach with lots of other people is one of the most fun things a spandex lover can do and dream about. There are few things a man can wear that are as erotic, exciting and stimulating as men’s sexy swimsuits and the list of different types and styles is growing by leaps and bounds every year.  From my years of being in the swimwear business and putting together my own collection of swimwear styles I can say as a matter of fact there are more men than you could imagine that love and enjoy collecting and wearing men’s sexy swimsuits and other spandex styles like workout shorts and tights. This post is going to be all about swimwear for men and the options that we now have. I was going to say options available but that connotates a limited amount, of options and that is not the case any longer in fact I would say men have more options with these types of suits than women do with their sexy styles. The basics are similar between men’s sexy swimsuits and women’s and that would be bikini style suits of which there are many subsets of bikini styles, thong style swimsuit and again there are many subsets of thong fashion, G-string swimsuits of which there are not very many different types but enough so that we will discuss them. There are swimwear briefs and micro shorts that without question fall into the category of sexy swimwear designs.

Men’s swimwear Briefs Not to blow our own horn but we do feel we are the ultimate authority when it comes to learning about the best types of men’s swimwear briefs and which styles would look best on your body. We have been manufacturing men’s swimwear briefs in the USA for over thirty years and we offer the full spectrum of designs since not everyone agrees on what a men’s swimwear brief is.

Everywhere I turn it seems like I am reading something about gender fluid people, gender fluid fashion and how many men and women consider themselves gender fluid rather than any specific gender. I find the terminology interesting and informative. I like the idea of not having to choose. At Koalaswim.com we have been into gender fluid fashion far longer than I have been reading stories about people who identify as such. We have been creating what we refer to as male

I would say that 99% of men practicing chastity wear a cock cage instead of a male chastity belt. Quality male chastity belt styles are for the most part more money than male chastity cock cages and they are a bit more difficult to use.

When choosing a male chastity device there are many things to consider. Is this your first male chastity device? Will you be wearing it long periods of time? Will you be using your male chastity device for sexual play something that is extremely popular now! Is the device visually appealing to you after all you want something that not only keeps you securely locked away but that excites your visual senses every time you see it. Do you have a Mistress or Master if so, have you talked to them about what male chastity device they want you to wear? Getting the proper permission and input from your Key Holder is a step you should not miss.

There are so many different cock rings out there how is one to decide which is best. Let me answer that the easy way. There are perfect cock rings for virtually every situation but there is not a perfect cock ring for all situations. That said having a number of different styles is the way to go. You don’t need to go out and order a bunch of different cock rings you can start slow and add as you find you need a new one for a different sensation. First let’s start with the different materials

Male chastity devices and what we offer

You will see in many blog posts and news stories about male chastity devices that we offer one of if not the world’s largest selections of male chastity devices. The back story is interesting in that we were once were strictly a men’s swimwear company though some might argue we were more an erotic wear company. Either way we were totally into men’s spandex swimwear and we are still totally into men’s swimwear. The question is how to we become such a major player in male chastity devices?

No matter what type of male to female transition you are working on our swimwear, shorts and tights can help you with the look you are after. Our transformation designs are used for male to female transition, men who are into cross dressing, transgender people and straight, gay and bisexual men that are interesting in acquainting themselves

We have four new exclusive to The Male Chastity Store at Koalaswim.com micro cock cages. These are handmade cages that are beautifully done and perfectly suited for the man who needs the ultimate micro design experience.

New plugs, spreaders and other fun for inside excitement when it gets cold outside!

 

Just wanted to give you an update on what the Top new sellers are in the “Plugs and Ass Sparks” section of our site. We just might give you some great gift ideas for your friends and for yourself.

 

Call of Duty anal stretcher-a wicked little anal stretcher just the perfect size and shape for first timers and anal pros alike.

Hallelujah we are making real headway on the new swimwear designs. We have close to half of the new suits in stock and we should have them all in stock and ready to go by the holidays. They are all super -hot designs. I know that I am biased but I also know your tastes are similar to mine after all once a spandex freak always a spandex freak.

We have many other wild things coming for the holidays, new cock cages one of which is about the most erotic and extreme cock cage I have ever seen and that includes those wild German

It is a fact that there are precious few nude beaches in the USA along with many other parts of the world and that deciding to go nude at most beaches can cause you problems. Those problems include warnings along with making sure you cover up all the way to getting arrested

Male chastity devices are one of Koalaswim.com core products. We have been building our selection for years now hoping to be able to offer the world’s largest selection

We are all about extreme at Koalaswim.com in fact there is little if anything about us that is not. I can’t imagine anyone using the word modest about anything we offer says Michael David the head designer at Koala and he is extremely proud of that.  One of his

We have an extremely diverse customer base of gay, straight, bi, pansexual, asexual, transgender and I’m sure I’m missing a few other groups of people but you get the idea. We produce

Whether you have a large collection of thongs, bikinis and micro shorts like me and many Koala customers or you are just starting out having a first bikini, a favorite bikini is a must. Bikinis can be a little intimidating for men

There is something to be said about just jumping right in, going full throttle and making a great big splash. If you are going to go small you might as well just shave off all

There are three new neoprene swimwear designs, some very cool cock cages, some awesome anal gear and a few other items that you just might find alluring from the warped minds of Koala.

Make sure you have registered to receive the Koala Newsletter. Within the next week to ten days we will be adding about 21 new products and maybe even some of the new Neoprene swimsuits. We have quite a few

We just started offering neoprene swimwear designs a few months ago and we never
could have guessed how huge a hit they were going to be. The designs

I love my neoprene femme style bikini. I decided to go for a run at the beach the other day. It was a little chilly out so I decided to try wearing

Make sure to check out our newest cock ring at the Cock Ring Corner. The Chubby is a thick, wide and beautiful cock ring. Made in the USA of aircraft

We have a number of products designed to stimulate your nipples. Nipple play is fun and exciting for both men and women in fact

e first time is always the hardest. If you have spent your life wearing baggy style swimsuits and you are craving something that looks better, feels better, is a hell of a lot sexier

First up the Tango Cum/Precum Head cover is selling like crazy. I thought it would be a great idea since it is something I would use and enjoy myself

Playing with a stainless steel sex toy like the new Depth Charge is an orgasmic opportunity you should not pass up. The design is optimal for pleasure and it makes no difference

We have just added three very exciting products. One is a new Ass Spark with an extra-large easy to insert teardrop shaped ball on the end,

Warm and sexy

Bundling up wearing some cozy yet extremely sexy men’s spandex tights could be just what the doctor ordered especially

As many of our customers at Koala know over the years we have moved more along the lines of the most progressive and erotic female swimwear designers rather than those of other more male centered designers. We love the micro swimsuit styles out there for women and have built upon that legacy for men.  The same goes for the bigger, harder, rounder ass

Most of our customers know that at Koala we move to the beat of a different drummer. We truly believe in the concept of men showing off their bodies, being sensual and sexy as hell all at the same time.  For many years we concentrated

Have you ever had a Speedo swimsuit?  Many of us innocently got started on our spandex fetish journey and love for all micro swimwear by wearing Speedos when we were kids. In many parts of the USA and many parts of the world Speedo swimwear for

Have you ever wondered what it is like to look and feel female? Our MTF transformation swimwear and panties are designed to do just that.

Like Me-That sounds so lame but I am trying the Facebook thing again and I just set up a personal page under Michael David. I would love to have you friend me and I will do it back to you.

Visit The Male Chastity Store at Koalaswim.com

We have just added to the site under “Plugs and Ass Sparks” and under “Cock Rings they are two of our past best selling designs

Are you ready to add some spice to your workout? If so I would recommend you start building your collection of men’s micro shorts.

Just because you were born with a penis does not mean you cannot ever experience what it looks like and feels like to have a vagina.

Neoprene swimwear has arrived!

 

Make sure to take a look at our new men’s neoprene thong and bikini. They are the “Skin Diver Bikini and the Wet Slut Thong”

First let me state that in my opinion you can never show too much cheek there is not such a thing in my view. I love when men, women or any mix of the two shows ass, the more as the better.

 

We had some amazing weather this weekend here in Los Angeles. The beach on Sunday was 80 degrees and packed like a summer days. Lots of girls wearing thongs which I love to see and my two friends which both

I have had many people ask if wearing an Ass Spark is similar to having anal sex.  Most of the time that question is asked the potential user has never tried anal sex before and is nervous yet excited about the possibility of trying it.

We just added a number of new exciting products to our site and as much as I would like them to appear under a “New Products” section on the front page we can’t show them that way because there is a lot of exposed cock.

I have talked to many customers over the years and have noticed a change in what is allowed at gym/ public pools and what styles are not

Have you tried wearing an anal plug swimsuit? They are our most extreme designs

Many guys have tried on cock rings and are in love with them yet many have not yet tried wearing a head ring.

I know most people will ask for world peace and I am on that list to but for something with more immediate results I want a better ass.

The website blog is a great source for up to the date stories and information about our products but make sure to subscribe to our free newsletter.

We offer a fantastic selection of men’s bikinis many of which are way more extreme than any you will see anywhere, we are proud of that

Many men have no idea how pleasurable it is to wear a tiny bikini, a sexy thong or even a pair of micro shorts that are designed to handle a butt plug.

Check out the videos on how to put on many of our designs at www.koalamensclub.com This site is not a part of our company but they are swimwear enthusiast

Two of my favorite erect penis shaped pouch swimsuits are the Bowie Blade and the Ballistic Package and when I want to show off my c

I get asked this question all the time: what are the smallest male chastity cock cages you offer?

There are many ways to remove your body hair and your pubic hair. The easiest way is shaving. I prefer a multi blade razor with vibration.

These are questions I have talked about in detail on the mensswimwearblog.com but since there are so many new people coming to our site since the changeover to the new platform I thought it would be a great subject to talk about again.

Unlike regular surf shorts you have a choice when it comes to how your penis is situated in your bikini, thong, G-string or micro shorts.

My take on the subject of which style is best for depends on what you are looking for in your men’s swimwear fashions and what you will be doing with it. If you are just tanning on the beach or around the pool it comes down to which tan line you feel looks best on you.

Have you been thinking about trying on some of our male to female transformation designs? They are truly amazing.

I find it almost unbelievable that many men have not tried anal sex. When I talk about anal sex it includes many different connotations

The Cock Ring Corner

Reasons to wear a cock ring:

1. Have the best and hardest erection of your life. You penis will never be harder than when you are wearing a cock ring. Remember hard it used to get when you were younger? It can and will get that hard again if you wear a cock ring that fits correctly.

The men’s tights we design/manufacture at Koala in Los Angeles are awesome for working out but there is so much more to them.

Our spandex shorts range from sexy workout/swimwear styles down to micro cheek exposing fashion in both bulge and male to female transformation styles.

Most of the time when we are talking about micro this or micro that it is all about men’s swimwear or other spandex creations but there are exceptions.

Many of our designs are sold to people that identify as female. The transformation effects really are startling.

If you are new to Koalaswim.com you might just be learning that in addition to our insane bulge and micro bulge swim and sportswear designs we are leaders in the male to female transformation spandex-wear world.

I believe we are one of very few companies that would actually talk about men’s swimwear and sex and the reason is sex and sexy swimwear have many aspects in common with each other.

 The first day of winter always gets me dreaming about a nice warm beach wearing the smallest micro thong and maybe having a pair of tiny spandex shorts handy to go for a run

   Today was fantastic! The new store is working great and the orders are coming in and going out.

I forgot how big a pain in the ass it is to do an entirely new store.

Early 2018 we will be introducing two new neoprene style male to female transformation swimwear designs, a very cool thong and a smoking hot bikini.

Welcome to our new store. The old site had been online since the early days of e-commerce and though it served us well for all those years we decided now was the right time to make the move to a new platform, an extremely modern store that is easy to use.