Slit Boy Baby Bulge Thong SBBBT8394 $38.00
The Slit Boy Baby Bulge Thong is the world’s smallest bulge style men’s swimsuit of any type, and it is designed in such a way that we are confident it will stay the world’s smallest forever! In my forty years of designing men’s swimwear and all my wild ideas this one jumped out to me as something that can never be bested in the size of the front pouch, the only way a suit could possibly be smaller is in the rear if we opt to offer a G-String version. Like the bikini version the shaft and testicles are set firmly and confidently inside of your body, the tiny bulge that makes people think you have a ¼ long, maybe a ½” micro penis is actually filled with scrotum skin and the skin is stretched in such a way that you are able to get more tan coverage wearing this suit than if you were nude. It is a uniquely sensual experience wearing this suit in public.
